It’s That Time of Year

  • BY Kelly Murray
  • October 24, 2019

We have finally reached my favorite time of the year! Not only is Halloween right around the corner, but the spookiness of that fun night quickly leads to Thanksgiving and, of course, Christmas.

In no other time of the year do we have so many family-oriented festivities in such a short period of time. I don’t know about you, but I can hardly even contain myself thinking about all the fun times Scott and I will share with our kiddos.

They grow up so fast, so make sure you take advantage now.

In honor of Halloween, I thought I’d spend the rest of this column telling a few jokes. These jokes were pulled from various sources across the internet. I know most of them are pretty corny, but I hope they all bring a smile to your face.

  • What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It’s a pain in the neck.
  • How does a girl vampire flirt?
    She bats her eyes.
  • What do you call wood when it is scared?
    Petrified.
  • When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
    On Fry Day.
  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Frostbite

I hope you enjoy this issue. And please don’t forget to send us Halloween trick-or-treat photos of your favorite princesses, vampires, ghouls, and goblins. You may just see yourself in the next issue.

Sincerely,
Kelly Murray
Publisher of Murray Media Group
kelly@murray-media.com

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